Homeland Security Invasion of Privacy

A Humorous Look At TSA Airport Security

 
TSA Screenings Can Provide Many Benefits To Society
Not that NewsFocus condones this type of assault on our personal privacy,
but with the thought that sometimes a picture can say a thousand words,
here are just a few Homeland Security TSA encounters.


If you're seriously desperate for a little physical interaction, without the commitment...


Oh c'mon! You can trust this guy. I'm sure he'll be very gentle and considerate.


TSA is capable of finding stuff we didn't even know about.

SNL Spoof On TSA Airport Screening

 

Things Not To Say To A TSA Inspector

  • Ya know, I’m single

  • Ouch! Do you think you could squeeze any harder?

  • Oooh... touch me like you own me!

  • A little lower... lower... looooower...

  • Shouldn’t you be buying me a drink first?

  • So... are you doing anything after you get off work?

  • Oh yeah? Well what are you going to do if I don't?

Things You Don't Want To Hear From A TSA Inspector

  • Ya know, I’m single

  • You should really try to work out more.

  • Seriously, is that all you got?

  • The 10-year old kid before you was packing more than this!

  • Grab your ankles.

  • Turn your head and cough please.

  • I think we need to get a flashlight up there.

 

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